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Watchmen movie as therapy

Apr 6, 2009

BRETT: Bryan took my advice and finally got over his ex-wife.
GREG: What was the advice?
BRETT: Sense memory shock therapy! I told him to go see Watchmen.
GREG: Watchmen?
BRETT: Uh huh. Her and Bryan's wedding song was "Hallelujah".
GREG: Oh my.
BRETT: Yes, the most iconic memory of their marriage-
GREG: -replaced by Skinemax-y shots of owl-based cosplay.

Which Song Will We Play?

Nov 6, 2006

JOHN: We can play ONE song in this contest. I say we do "Cathartic Target Practice".
RONI: "C.T.P." is not a SONG, John. It's a mass of unrelated words and notes.
JOHN: It's... it's a GOOD song!
DAN: How about that song that went so well last weekend?
RONI: (sigh) No, Dan.
DAN: What? Why not?
RONI: Because we're not playing a WEDDING this week, Dan.
RONI: I don't think this'll be a "Chicken Dance" kinda crowd.
DAN: Well, at least CONSIDER it....
JOHN: You all just... don't understand microtones.
CHRISTINA: (turns page)

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