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Jumpstart Malady leaves Chicago

Mar 31, 2006

AGENT: OK, first show went well... sold-out house, and gordon only quit ONCE, heh, right, guys?
AGENT: Oh, we're all set up in Cleveland. We're at the Four Seasons. And I confirmed Letterman in April... Guys? Why are we not talking?
AGENT: Jesus, is this still about this morning? There was nothing I could do! PETER WELD: Bull... SHIT.
AGENT: They stop serving breakfast at 10:30! It's just the rule! PETER WELD: You find me a McGriddle, Anth, or I fund us a new manager! GORDON CRANWICK: I... I quit. KEVIN EDO: Shut up, Gordon.

The redesigned tour bus

Mar 15, 2006

KEVIN EDO: Wow, you totally redesigned the tour bus, Peter. PETER WELD: Yeah, dude, and I am HELLA psyched for this tour now.
PETER WELD: Check it out: PS2, GameCube, XBox 360. And I set up a full HD theater in the back. KEVIN EDO: That's cool, man. And this little screen here?
PETER WELD: A GPS system. This dot represents the location of the RFID chip I secretly implanted in my wife. KEVIN EDO: That's... creepy, man.
KEVIN EDO: Do... you have any more chips? PETER WELD: Whoa... she's breached the 25-mile perimeter! Code red, Joe! Drive, drive!

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