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Ad-agency-based Rock

Dec 15, 2008

GREG: The FreeCreditReport.com commercials have opened my eyes to the wonders of AD-AGENCY-BASED ROCK, Brett. I'm SUPER into the Martin Agency in Richmond.
GREG: Their senior copy writer, David Muhlenfeld, is, like, the next JIMMY HARNED! BRETT: ...who?
GREG: Jimmy Harned. Of Tonefarmer? He did Subway's classic "FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG" spot? Wow, do you not...? Here, lemme...
GREG: SHOOT, my boutique-firm stuff is on my other iPod... tell you what, I'll make you a mix... BRETT: That's... OK.

No James Blunt at the Subway

Aug 5, 2006

SUBWAY WORKER: Sir, I asked if you want the meal or just the sandwich. BRETT: I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU RIGHT NOW.
BRETT: I HAVE TO KEEP MY HANDS ON MY EARS WHILE YOUR INSTORE MUSIC IS PLAYING THIS JAMES BLUNT SONG. SUBWAY CUSTOMER: What? This "You're Beautiful" song?
SUBWAY WORKER: DENNIS! CAN YOU COME OUT HERE? DENNIS!! BRETT: I'M TRYING TO AVOID HEARING IT. I'VE HELD OUT FOR A YEAR. SUBWAY CUSTOMER: It's not so bad. Sorta harmless hooky pop.
SUBWAY WORKER: OK, just... look, I'm charging you for the meal... BRETT: IT'S SORT OF A "QUEST". SUBWAY CUSTOMER: Can I have his chips?

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