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Steve Jobs

A topic in 4 comics.

Full metal iPod

Sep 15, 2008

GREG: This is my iPod. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My iPod is my life. Without it, I am useless. Without me, it is useless...
GREG: My iPod and I know what counts is not music reviews, or the noise of Pitchfork... it's the hits that count. Before Steve Jobs, we swear this creed...
GREG: My iPod and I are masters of my enemies, defenders of my questionable taste, saviors of my life...
GREG: So be it, until there is no enemy... but only Feist.

No James Blunt on the iPod

Aug 4, 2006

GREG: Why'd you throw my iPod across the room? BRETT: That James Blunt song was starting to play. I could hear it through your earbuds.
GREG: "You're Beautiful"? It's harmless hooky pop. BRETT: Greg, for the past year, our entire culture has tried to make me listen to that song.
BRETT: But I've resisted! I am Blunt-free! And I won't have your iPod end my self-imposed Blunt-ginity!
GREG: Well, fine... but you could've hurt "Li'l Stevie". BRETT: I wish you wouldn't call it that.

Needing a video iPod

Oct 14, 2005

GREG: Brett, Apple announced the video iPod! Can't wait to get it! BRETT: You're BUYING one? You just bought the Nano! You're not pissed off?!
GREG: Pissed off? No! Why? There's a new little bundle of joy in the iPod family! BRETT: Greg! Don't you see they do this just to suck more money out of you?
GREG: Brett, Apple's not like that. The release dates just... worked out that way. And it's not like they WANT things to be expensive. They... they can't help it.
BRETT: You sound like a battered wife, you toolbox. GREG: Apple... Apple loves its customers so much... and sometimes... love hurts.

Needing an iPod Nano

Oct 10, 2005

GREG: I need an iPod Nano, Brett. It's impossibly small. I NEED it. BRETT: Greg. No. You already have a regular iPod....
GREG: And I need the Apple lanyard headphones so my Nano can hang from my neck. I NEED that. BRETT: You have an iPod Shuffle, too. And an iPod Photo.
GREG: I'll need the more expensive 4GB Nano, of course. BRETT: And inexplicably, Greg, you have FIVE iPod Minis.
GREG: Because the 4GB's a better value, Brett. And I... I need value. BRETT: Steve Jobs thinks about people like you when he masturbates, Greg.

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