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Signing bands

A topic in 2 comics.

Signing Shukri

Apr 26, 2010

BART: Joel, now that this Twilight kid's single hit number one, I'd like you to sign his new girlfriend, Shukri.
JOEL: Does... (sigh) Does she have any musical talent? BART: No, but she's got a great story!
BART: She's an African orphan, adopted and brought to America by popstar Kevin Edo, who she then dated. She's got buzz and major star power.
SHUKRI: And I have an amazing rack. JOEL: I thought she was dating Robert Pattinson? BART: She was. From 2pm to 2:30. It's over. AYOK: Sxbl.

That last band

Sep 22, 2009

BART: I liked that last band you played. Who was that? JOEL: Oh, no, that wasn't a band, that was just my phone ringing.
BART: Well, I LIKE it! What's it called? JOEL: Uh... "marimba"?
BART: "Marimba"... I LIKE it... skews very LATIN... Let's sign them!
JOEL: (thinking) Sign WHO? BART: I also like that TONE our voicemail system makes... sign that guy, too!

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