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A topic in 4 comics.

On TV with Shukri

Apr 7, 2010

JILL: We're here with popstar Kevin Edo and his newly adopted African daughter/lover. KEVIN: Hi Jill. We're here to plug my new single.
SHUKRI: And to promote my exercise video: FIERCE BY FAMINE. JILL: GREAT! KEVIN: An EXERCISE VIDEO? You've been in the US for 72 HOURS.
SHUKRI: I also have a McG movie in pre-production, Jill. JILL: BUSY GIRL! KEVIN: When did this HAPPEN? Thursday afternoon?
SHUKRI: And I'm happy to announce the release of my first sex tape. JILL: She's a TRIPLE THREAT! KEVIN: You did a SEX TAPE? WithOUT me?!

Bonus material

Sep 17, 2009

TED: Dad, I don't wanna play your band's version of Guitar Hero... KEVIN: Just check it out! I made 'em put in BONUS MATERIAL, just for YOU!
KEVIN: Like this cut scene... TED: What the HELL is this?
KEVIN: This is me and your mom DOIN' IT for the first time, buddy...
TED: Wow... You're damaging my childhood. In 1080p. KEVIN: Man, they really rendered the bathrooms at Irving Plaza PERFECTLY...

Motion capture for Guitar Hero

Sep 7, 2009

TYLER THE MOCAP GUY: ...and one last one... let's see you do a SOLO... KEVIN: OK...
TYLER THE MOCAP GUY: GREAT! So now your in-game Guitar Hero avatar will match your movements exactly. KEVIN: Hey, can I ask a FAVOR?
TYLER THE MOCAP GUY: Oh, of COURSE, Mr. Edo! KEVIN: I'd love it if you could mo-cap me simulating sex in one of these.
KEVIN: My publicist could produce my fake sex tapes SOOOO much easier. TYLER THE MOCAP GUY: Sure, sure... Jenny? You wanna jump in a suit and hump Mr. Edo, please?

Kevin has a son

Aug 23, 2009

KEVIN: Seeing those groupies really made me think about FAMILY... DId you know I have a SON? JADE: Yeah, with ME. WE have a son. WYATT.
KEVIN: Oh yeah... WYATT. He's the one we conceived during that REALITY SHOW. JADE: Uh huh. And then I sold the sex tape.
KEVIN: He's in JAIL, isn't he? JADE: Oh YES. Yes, very much so.
KEVIN: Well, anyway, I guess I meant I have, like, a NORMAL son, too... JADE: That's COOL...

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