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Shower interruption

Jan 23, 2006

SONY GUY 1: Greg Trefry? We're with Sony BMG. You purchased a copy of a My Morning Jacket CD called "Z" a few months ago, yes? GREG: Yeah... how'd you get in my apartment?
SONY GUY 2: Door was open. SONY GUY 1: Your CD installed software on your computer without your knowledge. GREG: Oh, the "rootkit" thing.... Wait, that door was locked.
SONY GUY 2: Lock was loose. SONY GUY 1: We're apologizing to everyone affected. We care deeply about our criminals' privacy. Customers. I meant "our customers' privacy."
GREG: How long have you been here? SONY GUY 2: Not long. SONY GUY 1: You forgot to rinse after adding your conditioner, by the way.

totalabovemp3.com

Nov 4, 2005

GREG: OK, Brett, I found the music site for me: totalabovemp3.com. You can download anything you want. Anything.
GREG: There's links to donate to each artist, but if you don't want to... it's totally free. BRETT: And you don't feel guilty like with the other illegal sites?
GREG: Nope. Because next to every song, they list the annual salary of both the musician and the president of the record label.
GREG: The truth has set me free, David Geffen! BRETT: Neat, you can also donate to a fund that raises money to egg the offices of the RIAA....

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