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Barry and Mega-Tune

Nov 12, 2009

BARRY: Attention listeners: this radio station will now only play simplified, one-note versions of songs created through a horrifying process called "MEGA-TUNE".
BARRY: You'll grumble, but then submit. As you have to every atrocity during what has become a 40-year march toward the complete homogenization of rock.
BARRY: So... after the break, I'll play all of John Mellancamp's "American Fool", but you'll just hear nine single notes matched with nine semi-patriotic grunts.
BARRY: It's gonna suck, but you deserve it. And I'm BARRY, the HONEST DJ. Back after this... BRETT: Barry speaks the truth and it hurts so good.

The honest DJ

Jan 18, 2005

BARRY: We're coming into the top of the hour here at WHNT. And up next, we have the same 20 songs we played this morning....
BARRY: And which were played at the other 100 stations that are owned by the same conglomerate that owns us....
BARRY: In fact, you could burn a CD of these 20 songs and play it on "shuffle", and you'd accurately reflect our programming.
BARRY: But then you're miss me.... I'm Barry, the Honest DJ, back after this.... STEPHEN: Give 'em hell, Barry....

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