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PRS 513 Rosewood

A topic in 3 comics.

Driving home from the guitar store

Oct 23, 2008

RONI: Well, we just maxed out our Visa's to buy two VERY expensive guitars. And I didn't even need a new one...
DAN: Yeah...
RONI: And we're in the same damn band. We'll look like huge TOOLBELTS on stage with our matching guitars.
DAN: Heh, yup...
DAN: It's a lot of debt. But, MAN, that guitar sounds good, huh, Roni?
RONI: Foo... YEAH.
DAN: I think it's possible the PRS 513 Rosewood may be responsible for a good chunk of this "credit crisis" thing we're in.

Couldn’t hurt to try

Oct 20, 2008

GUITARPLANET CLERK: You SURE you wanna try this $3,000 PRS 513? Thought you wanted the $400 Strat?
DAN: Well... couldn't hurt to... TRY...
SOUND: perfect C suspended 7th chord
DAN: Sweet historical JESUS.
DAN: I didn't even know that WAS a chord!
RONI: Is this a MAGIC guitar?
GUITARPLANET CLERK: In a way, my dear. Credit or debit?

The Paul Reed Smith 513 Rosewood

Oct 16, 2008

RONI: Hey hey HEY! What're you doing with THAT guitar?
GUITARPLANET CLERK: JUST using this 513 Rosewood to see if the amp's working...
RONI: Look, don't try and upsell us to THAT guitar!
GUITARPLANET CLERK: Look, I'll just hit ONE chord. I'm NOT trying to upsell you on this guitar. I swear.
SOUND: perfect E chord
GUITARPLANET CLERK: THIS guitar upsells you all by itself...
RONI: We... don't want... THAT guitar...

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