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A topic in 2 comics.

Blunt By Northwest

Aug 18, 2006

BRETT: (sigh) The song can't find me here.
BIPLANE: (singing) You're beautiful.... BRETT: Oh, no....
BIPLANE: (singing) You're beautiful, it's true.... BRETT: AUGH!
BIPLANE: (singing) I saw your face in a crowded place.... BRETT: God damn adult contemporary cropdusters....

No James Blunt on the plane

Aug 16, 2006

IN-FLIGHT MOVIE: "And now our mid-flight entertainment: James Blunt takes us behind the scenes at his video shoot." BRETT: AUGH!
JAMES BLUNT: "See, the song is about a girl." STEWARDESS: SIR! MY GOD! CLOSE THE EMERGENCY DOOR!
JAMES BLUNT: "And this girl is... beautiful." STEWARDESS: Closed! Thank God, it's... it's closed....
IN-FLIGHT MOVIE: "James is a lyrical genius. Like Dylan or... that guy from Toto." STEWARDESS: OK, everyone who lost their pretzels just then, raise your hand....

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