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Office guy was in a band

Oct 19, 2005

PAT: So you're in a band, huh? I was in a band back in the day. Toured some with the Crue. Crazy times, man.
PAT: Once, on this wicked meth trip, I thought these two chicks WERE cymbals. I pulled a gun on our manager, made him beat them with drumsticks for hours while we mainlined paprika and cried.
PAT: Crazy times....
PAT: So anyway, I upgraded you to Word 2003. Now, there are a few changes you should know about.... RONI: OK....

I never knew

Oct 18, 2005

RONI: Hey, Cal, I tried to scan a tax form, and-- CAL: Veronica, I... I didn't know you were in a band.
RONI: Oh. You saw Sara's email. (sigh) Yeah. CAL: I... I never saw you as... I mean, here you are, this STAR of this... this hit BAND.
RONI: Oh, heh, HARDLY, we mainly play open mic nights, to like 4 people. And I'm not the frontman, I--
CAL: AUTOGRAPH ME, VERONICA!! LET ME BE TOUCHED BY THE HAND OF A ROCK GOD!! RONI: Cal, this... this is not approriate breakroom behavior, man.

The all office email

Oct 17, 2005

SARA: I just sent an all office email telling people about your band! RONI: Wait. What? NO! Why? I don't want people here knowing about my band!
SARA: But Veronica, now we can come support you at all your shows! RONI: I don't want people from work at all my shows!
TIM: Hey there, "rock star"! RONI: AUGH!
TIM: Good news: we're making your next little "show" the October Fun Committee event. SARA: See? You're Little Ms. Popular now! RONI: You're Little Ms. DEAD TO ME, Sara... DEAD!!

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