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Lopsided recommendation relationship

Jul 31, 2006

GREG: Brett, what's a new band I should listen to? BRETT: No way, man, you know, our whole recommendation relationship is lopsided.
BRETT: In just the past month, I've introduced you to Hinkley, Okkervil River, the Thieves, Food Will Win the War... what have you ever recommended to me?
GREG: I... sent you that video of the dancing baby.
BRETT: That was in 1997, Greg. GREG: Oh, AND! AND... I turned you on to Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

How to tell when you graduated

Feb 2, 2006

DRM 9000: Out of curiosity, Greg, did you graduate college in 1999? GREG: Yeah... how did you...?
DRM 9000: A simple bell curve analysis of the release dates of your music collection reveals a statistical peak from November '95 to March '99.
DRM 9000: Ergo... class of '99. GREG: What? No... I've bought a ton of music since college, I... no...
DRM 9000: Your "Pavement/Shins Ratio" also puts you solidly in the '99 bucket. GREG: Th-there's a Decemberists CD on my dresser! Make sure you counted that!!

Sony CD search

Jan 30, 2006

DRM 9000: MP3 SCAN: COMPLETED! I now need to search your CDs. Where are they? GREG: All over, really. My bedroom, my desk, my car.
DRM 9000: SONYBOTS: DISPERSE! You should really consider one of those CD towers. GREG: I thought about it, but you get more CDs, you have to buy another.
DRM 9000: PIRACY EVIDENCE: FOUND! They have expandable ones. GREG: Yeah... where would I even fit one though?
DRM 9000: BOOKCASE: ON TOP-- ! (ahem) I think it could work on top of the bookcase. GREG: HeyheyHEY!! Tell the little robots to leave my parakeet alone!

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