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Watchmen movie as therapy

BRETT: Bryan took my advice and finally got over his ex-wife.
GREG: What was the advice?

BRETT: Sense memory shock therapy! I told him to go see Watchmen.
GREG: Watchmen?

BRETT: Uh huh. Her and Bryan's wedding song was "Hallelujah".
GREG: Oh my.

BRETT: Yes, the most iconic memory of their marriage-
GREG: -replaced by Skinemax-y shots of owl-based cosplay.

Full metal iPod

GREG: This is my iPod. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My iPod is my life. Without it, I am useless. Without me, it is useless...

GREG: My iPod and I know what counts is not music reviews, or the noise of Pitchfork... it's the hits that count. Before Steve Jobs, we swear this creed...

GREG: My iPod and I are masters of my enemies, defenders of my questionable taste, saviors of my life...

GREG: So be it, until there is no enemy... but only Feist.

Teacher/student

DAN: So let's say I have this cute young guitar student... she's not even THAT young... is it... I mean... is it cool for a teacher to ask out a student?

RONI: Well, Dan, I don't think-
DAN: OK, let me sort of... REPHRASE slightly... let's say I already asked her out... and she's 8 years younger. That's... it's OK, right?

RONI: Dan, I just can't-
DAN: OK! New topic! New SEPARATE topic... Let's say I have two tickets to Forgetting Sarah Marshall tonight...

DAN: 19-year-olds can see R-rated movies, right?

Blunt By Northwest

BRETT: (sigh) The song can't find me here.

BIPLANE: (singing) You're beautiful....
BRETT: Oh, no....

BIPLANE: (singing) You're beautiful, it's true....
BRETT: AUGH!

BIPLANE: (singing) I saw your face in a crowded place....
BRETT: God damn adult contemporary cropdusters....

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