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A topic in 4 comics.

Big fan at a record label

Sep 20, 2005

JOEL: Hi, this is Joel Dever with Hancock Records. Is this Stony from the Humble Bees? STONY: (silent)
JOEL: Wow, can I just say, I am such a big fan, my first kiss was actually in the backseat of a Jetta listening to "She's a L'il Kinda Mine".
JOEL: Ha, yeah, the biggest... so... anyway....
JOEL: I'm sort of calling to inform you that my label's filing a cease and desist order against you guys....

Song about Carole

Apr 12, 2005

JOHN: OK. I'm finishing the lyrics to "Screw You Carole" and I need another word that rhymes with "Carole". DAN: OK.
JOHN: So... so far I've used... "Clairol", "barrel", "feral", "sterile", and... "NARAL".
JOHN: What? Carole and I had a complicated relationship, dude.... DAN: "Feral"?

After the breakup

Apr 5, 2005

JOHN: It's like, she was such a huge part of my life, so it's not just like my girlfriend left me, but my whole life.
JOHN: And so now it's like, what now? Where do I go? It's all gone, my future, I don't even... it's all gone.
DAN: I hear ya, man. It's... you know, it's tough. And whenever you wanna talk, you just let me know.
DAN: We should probably finish this set first though maybe.

Accept your groupie-ness

Mar 8, 2005

REYNOLDS: Ted. Admit it. You're a groupie for the Spinster Whores. TED: I am not, dude! I'm just dating Karen, so... so I help out some...
REYNOLDS: Yeah, "dating". And before that you were "dating" Joanna... and before that, Cindy. TED: So what?!
TED: We were in love! Each time! And I'm sorry if my love threatens you so much you have to call me a... a "groupie".
REYNOLDS: Dude, you run their damn merch stand for them... TED: I am just helping!!!

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