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The fat thing

Feb 4, 2009

KEVIN EDO: What statement would I even MAKE? ANTHONY THE AGENT: Well, Lachey sorta condemned the press for covering the fat thing at ALL, and you were involved with her, TOO, so...
KEVIN EDO: Yeah, but she DOES look fat, OK, Tony? No. No statement. Jessica's fat, Britney's batshit and Kirsten Dunst's teeth look like Ground Zero wreckage. And this is all news to NO ONE.
SOUND: click slurp
ANTHONY THE AGENT: Mark? Quote Kevin as saying, "It's just more of her to love." Oh, he'd love to be on Extra! "Every Morning" he'll come on your show! Ha ha, OK...

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