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Meeting James Blunt in the elevator

Sep 1, 2006

BRETT: Hey... hey, you're James Blunt. You write harmless, hooky pop songs, including the annoyingly ubiquitous "You're Beautiful". JAMES BLUNT: Yeah.
SOUND EFFECT: Huge cathartic PUNCH!
BRETT: How about THAT for a hook?! Huh? You flaccid whiny little banshee... how... ABOUT... THAT?!
BRETT: NOW... what floor d'you want? JAMES BLUNT: Fi-- (cough) Five, please.

James Blunt near death recovery

Aug 30, 2006

BRETT: Greg! My God! I'm alive! Greg, man, I... I've been to hell and back, man... GREG: Wow, like Meatloaf.
BRETT: There were these scantily clad nymphs... they were singing "You're Beautiful" to me over and over for all eternity. GREG: So you finally heard it.
BRETT: I did. GREG: What'd you think?
BRETT: You know, it was... harmless, hooky pop. GREG: Hey, so... are we talking wood nymphs or water nymphs?

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