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Survey result graphics on MySpace

Feb 20, 2006

DAN: Look what I put on our MySpace page.... I took a survey, see, I'm 45% redneck. And, here, of all the Muppets, I'm most like Gonzo. Ha! I bet our fans love this stuff....
RONI: We don't have FANS, Dan. And unprofessional crap isn't helping us get any. DAN: Melanie's sort of like a "fan".
RONI: Your little crush came to ONE show. And she could give a fuck about which Golden Girl you're most like. DAN: I bet Melanie's very interested to know I'm a "Rose"!
DAN: And I don't have a CRUSH on her.... "Dorothy"....

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