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Friendship is based on trust

Aug 2, 2006

STEWART: John? Hey, man. What's... up? JOHN: "What's up?" I had a show last night, Stewart. Where the hell were you? STEWART: Oh... I...
JOHN: A friendship is based on trust, Stewart. I loan you my friendship, and I trust you will repay me by coming to my shows, but you've been missing payments, man!
STEWART: And I'm foreclosing on our friendship, Stewart! JOHN: Whoa.
STEWART: Can I have my Newsradio DVDs back, then? JOHN: No, Stewart! No! Those DVDs were... "friendship collateral."

MySpace friends list

Feb 9, 2006

RONI: She should be able to add her husband as a friend on our myspace page, John. JOHN: No, look, we gotta keep our list looking hip and young.
RONI: And female and half-naked. JOHN: Hey, I don't send friend requests, OK? All these people on here sought us out.
RONI: Really? So Brooke Burke and the Suicide Girls are big fans of all our shitty demos you posted? JOHN: Maybe they are!
CHRISTINA: John, I'm not even a fan of those demos. RONI: No, he's right, Christina! I bet they all get together and have naked listening parties!

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