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Sony interrogation

Jan 27, 2006

DRM 9000: The rootkit-free Sony BMG interrogation process will now commence.
GREG: What?
DRM 9000: Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of a file-sharing network?
GREG: I don't know...
DRM 9000: What about your roommate? Who do you know, Greg?
GREG: AUGH!!
DRM 9000: Answer wisely, Greg. I can, at any moment, change your default music played to SonicStage.
GREG: Dear God... help! Help!!

Album leakage

Sep 6, 2005

BART: The album leaked!? Who leaked it!? Sue 'em, Joel! Squeeze 'em 'til it hurts!
JOEL: Once the files are out there, sir, it's nearly impossible to tell who leaked them.
BART: Then who's downloading it? Sue them! Drain the bastards dry!!
JOEL: Eh, with these newer P2P file sharing networks... that's pretty hard to track.
BART: Well, God damn it, Joel....
BART: Can we just sue the Internet in general then?
JOEL: Legal's looking into it, sir....

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