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Fender Strat

A topic in 3 comics.

Couldn’t hurt to try

Oct 20, 2008

GUITARPLANET CLERK: You SURE you wanna try this $3,000 PRS 513? Thought you wanted the $400 Strat? DAN: Well... couldn't hurt to... TRY...
SOUND: perfect C suspended 7th chord
DAN: Sweet historical JESUS.
DAN: I didn't even know that WAS a chord! RONI: Is this a MAGIC guitar? GUITARPLANET CLERK: In a way, my dear. Credit or debit?

My friend wants a guitar

Oct 13, 2008

RONI: My FRIEND here is in the market for a GUITAR. He wants a Fender Standard STRAT. That's IT. DON'T try an UPSELL. GUITARPLANET CLERK: OK... is your friend all right?
RONI: My FRIEND is FINE. And he wants the brown SUNBURST model. Which he KNOWS retails at $430, so don't try and SCREW him.
GUITARPLANET CLERK: No problem. Lemme grab one, and we can ring you guys up.
RONI: My FRIEND remains WARY of this transaction! DAN: What's HAPPENING? Can I look yet? I-is he playing hardball?! Tell him I'll pay $1000! $1500!

Won’t be distracted

Oct 6, 2008

RONI: OK, you're here to buy a Fender Standard Strat. NOTHING ELSE. You're on a budget. You won't be upsold or DISTRACTED. DAN: RIGHT!
DAN: Ooo, that one in the window's nice though... Wonder how much...
RONI: Which one? DAN: That big, blue GLOWING one...
RONI: That's a NEON SIGN, Dan! Keep it together, man!! DAN: Still... wouldn't hurt to ASK...

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