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Britney sacks BreatheHeavy.com

Apr 3, 2009

GREG: Oh... Em... GEE! Britney fansite BreatheHeavy.com got sent a CEASE AND DESIST letter!!! BRETT: Do you... often visit Britney Spears fan sites?
GREG: Um, B.H. is only, like, my HOME PAGE!! Haven't you ever noticed BreatheHeavy.com in your Firefox history when I borrow your Mac?
BRETT: Yeah... I just... always figured you were using my laptop for mp3 phone sex porn.
BRETT: I'm weirdly MORE creeped out by THIS. GREG: BreatheHeavy.com is, like, the FIFTH ESTATE of Spearsian gossip!!!

FreeCreditReport.com singer

Dec 17, 2008

BRETT: And I just hate the Free Credit Report.com singer. He's just too- GREG: ERIC. BRET: Huh?
GREG: The singer, his name is ERIC VIOLETTE. He's a 27-year-old Montreal-based actor, singer and songwriter.
BRET: WHATEVER. So I heard him in this interview, and- GREG: OOO, probably his 11/21 appearance on Cleveland's Uncensored Net Noise podcast.
GREG: He's sort of low-energy in it, which is actually SOOOO Eric... BRETT: YOUR BRAIN SHOULD NOT CONTAIN THIS INFORMATION!!

iPhone line

Jul 14, 2008

PASSERBY: Line for iPhones? GREG: Line for NEXT YEAR'S iPhones?
PASSERBY: You're waiting in line a year for a new iPhone? GREG: The FIRST new iPhone.
A pause.
PASSERBY: You're an idiot. GREG: The FIRST idiot.

Big fan at a record label

Sep 20, 2005

JOEL: Hi, this is Joel Dever with Hancock Records. Is this Stony from the Humble Bees? STONY: (silent)
JOEL: Wow, can I just say, I am such a big fan, my first kiss was actually in the backseat of a Jetta listening to "She's a L'il Kinda Mine".
JOEL: Ha, yeah, the biggest... so... anyway....
JOEL: I'm sort of calling to inform you that my label's filing a cease and desist order against you guys....

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