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Part of his life

Aug 25, 2009

KEVIN: Look, I want to come see my son. DEB: (SIGH) You're not legally obligated to, Kevin.
KEVIN: But I want to be a part of his life... Maybe he could come on tour with me. DEB: I dunno, Kevin. He doesn't even LISTEN to you guys.
KEVIN: Doesn't he get the CDs I send over? DEB: Look, it's just not his THING, Kevin. He's more into... GRIZZLY BEAR.
KEVIN: GRIZZLY BEAR?!?! How are you raising my SON?!! DEB: MY way, Kevin!! And MY way involves EXPERIMENTAL FOLK!!

Missing the family

Aug 24, 2009

KEVIN: Hey Deb, it's Kevin. DEB: (sigh) What is it, Kevin? Is it about the REPORTERS? I didn't talk to anyone...
KEVIN: No, I know, it's not about that. How's Teddy? DEB: Your SON is fine. He didn't talk to them either.
KEVIN: No, no, I know... I... you know, I MISS him. I MISS you guys.
DEB: Kevin... are you HIGH right now? KEVIN: I AM, Deb. But not OVERLY so...

Kevin has a son

Aug 23, 2009

KEVIN: Seeing those groupies really made me think about FAMILY... DId you know I have a SON? JADE: Yeah, with ME. WE have a son. WYATT.
KEVIN: Oh yeah... WYATT. He's the one we conceived during that REALITY SHOW. JADE: Uh huh. And then I sold the sex tape.
KEVIN: He's in JAIL, isn't he? JADE: Oh YES. Yes, very much so.
KEVIN: Well, anyway, I guess I meant I have, like, a NORMAL son, too... JADE: That's COOL...

Mother/daughter groupies

Aug 22, 2009

JADE: What's the matter, Kevin? KEVIN: There were this... pair of mother/daughter groupies at the after-party tonight...
KEVIN: The daughter was shooting up, and the mom helped her find a vein.
KEVIN: It was just... (sniff)... such a SWEET moment. JADE: Sure... I knoe I still remember the first time I did a line off MY mom's butt.
KEVIN: Then they passed out, and the mom vomited, so we had security boot them. JADE: Bummer...

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