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Post-breakup Facebook strategy

Aug 15, 2009

BRETT: So she's "hidden" me. But I'll still see her and all her friends in my feed.
THE CLOUD: Well, I can unfriend them.
BRETT: NO! I don't want her to think I'm GIVING UP on her!
THE CLOUD: Of course, then I can just HIDE them.
BRETT: Well, but I want to keep tabs on them... though not her GUY friends.
THE CLOUD: I... suppose I could create a LIST that-
BRETT: While you're at it, hide her stupid KICKBALL TEAM pictures!
THE CLOUD: OK, um... now do you have Greasemonkey installed?

Smita leaves

Aug 14, 2009

SMITA: Brett, this is it. I'm breaking up with you. Goodbye.
BRETT: Smita! NO! PLEASE! We can work this OUT! Smita! SMITA!
BRETT: Can... can she not HEAR me?
THE CLOUD: She's clicked "don't show", Brett.
THE CLOUD: You... no longer appear in her feed.
BRETT: NOOOO!!

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