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Activision GamZ0RzCon keynote

Sep 12, 2009

BOBBY KOTICK: ...and now, get ready for the most EXCITING event of the convention, a moment you music gaming fans have been WAITING for, for well over 10 years...
BOBBY KOTICK: Ladies and gentlemen, here to announce Guitar Hero: Jumpstart Malady... Activision presents... Keeeeevin EdOOOOOOO! Of JUMP! START! MALADY!
KEVIN: Hey. Later.
BOBBY KOTICK: WOW! A BIG hand for Kevin for doing that! WOW! THAT was amazing! You guys have a great story to tell your KIDS! WOW! That was just electric! Wow wow WOW!

The Ryan Scott interview

Sep 11, 2009

KEVIN: UGH... these nerd conventions... RYAN SCOTT: UM... Kevin Edo? I'm Ryan Scott, I work for, UH... Gamespy.
RYAN SCOTT: Is it, UH, true you'll be announcing a Jumpstart Malady-based Guitar Hero game, UH, today? KEVIN: Boz, will you... ? BOZ: Yes, sir.
SOUND: STAB RYAN SCOTT: AUGH! SOUND: scritch scritch
KEVIN: I mean... these guys have ZERO social skills... KEVIN: And I don't care for the SMELL, sir... KEVIN: W-what the hell....

Negotiations for appearance

Sep 10, 2009

KEVIN: WOW... We produced Guitar Hero: Jumpstart Malady in 4 hours. BOBBY KOTICK: Entertainment can be commoditized, Kevin.
BOBBY KOTICK: Now, we'd like you to announce the game at Gamz0rzCon this weekend. KEVIN: Ugh... NERD conventions...
KEVIN: Only if I'm on stage for under 4 minutes. And I want $20,000,000 per WORD. BOBBY KOTICK: DONE.
BOBBY KOTICK: And how many booth babes? KEVIN: 7. NO! You know what? Let's SPLURGE. An even DOZEN!

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