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A topic in 3 comics.

Megatuning “Viva La Vida”

Nov 3, 2009

TESTER: Greg, we're going to play two versions of a song, and we want to know which one you like better, OK? GREG: OK.
COLDPLAY: For some reason I can't explain, I know Saint Peter will call my name, Never an honest word, but that was when I ruled the world
MEGA-TUNE: Overwrought.
GREG: Hmm. The second one was definitely... SHORTER... BART: Write down that subject finds Mega-Tuned version is "PEPPY" and "FUN".

Meeting Alex Rigopulos

Sep 2, 2009

TONY: OK, Kevin Edo, this is ALEX RIGOPULOS, CEO of Harmonix. They make ROCK BAND. KEVIN: Hi Alex, I wanna get our music in your game, man.
ALEX RIGOPULOS: Um... Yeah, sorry. Your sound just isn't what our game is about. KEVIN: ExCUSE me?! Do you know who I AM?!
ALEX RIGOPULOS: Yeah. I DO. You're like a more boring CHRIS MARTIN. And our game skews indie. So SCREW you. KEVIN: Wh- Screw YOU!!
ALEX RIGOPULOS: And Anthony, you TOLD me this was a meeting with the guy from GRIZZLY BEAR! KEVIN: GAH! What is it with everyone and GRIZZLY BEAR!!

We are not a beard band.

Jun 21, 2005

DAN: I'm not growing a beard. I just didn't shave this weekend. JOHN: Well, good. Because we're not really a beard band.
JOHN: The Sadies, Widespread Panic, that dude in Built to Spill, those guys can rock out beards. We can't.
DAN: What about Coldplay? They have beards sometimes. JOHN: Well, they shouldn't. Guys in Coldplay should be rockin'... sideburns... or maybe some well-trimmed muttonchops. Maybe.
DAN: What about my Jew 'fro. JOHN: Your Jew 'fro rules. Gives us that Mars Volta vibe.

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