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Office people after the show

Oct 21, 2005

MARCY: Great job, Veronica! The others from the office had to catch the 1:15 train, but they got to see your first song. JOHN: Roni, you KNOW this jackass who kept jumping on stage?
CAL: I am a golden god!! JOHN: Yeah, you almost had a golden goddamned lawsuit on your hands, pal. MARCY: We better get going, Veronica. Young man: you have a nice voice.
JOHN: Oh... hey, thanks. RONI: Bye Marcy. Bye Cal.
JOHN: So what's her story? Single? RONI: Yes, John, she's 68, recently widowed and ready to mingle.

Office people show up

Oct 20, 2005

SARA: We're all here, Veronica! I told you Kemper-Rogers would support you at your shows! CAL: Wooooo!! RONI: You all're... here early.
MARCY: Now where can I set up my folding chair and blanket? RONI: Oh, well, most people just, you know, stand, Marcy. CAL: MOSH!!
MARCY: Oh my, I didn't wear my standing shoes. SARA: I love the art on the wall here. I can't make out this one though.
RONI: It... (sigh) it looks to be a monkey sucking on a dolphin's penis, Sara. MARCY: Oh my. CAL: Stage dive!

I never knew

Oct 18, 2005

RONI: Hey, Cal, I tried to scan a tax form, and-- CAL: Veronica, I... I didn't know you were in a band.
RONI: Oh. You saw Sara's email. (sigh) Yeah. CAL: I... I never saw you as... I mean, here you are, this STAR of this... this hit BAND.
RONI: Oh, heh, HARDLY, we mainly play open mic nights, to like 4 people. And I'm not the frontman, I--
CAL: AUTOGRAPH ME, VERONICA!! LET ME BE TOUCHED BY THE HAND OF A ROCK GOD!! RONI: Cal, this... this is not approriate breakroom behavior, man.

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