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Boz the driver

A topic in 3 comics.

Whatever it takes

Sep 13, 2009

KEVIN: Rita, do me a favor. I'm on my way to see my kid... RITA: Yes, sir?
KEVIN: Can you pick me up a copy of our Jumpstart Malady Guitar Hero game and meet me there? RITA: Yes, sir.
KEVIN: I gotta get this kid to love me, Boz. I'll buy whatever it takes... BOZ: I dunno, money can't buy you love, sir.
KEVIN: I didn't know black people KNEW the Beatles, Boz. BOZ: Well, we stick to the ones Teddy Riley covered...

The Ryan Scott interview

Sep 11, 2009

KEVIN: UGH... these nerd conventions... RYAN SCOTT: UM... Kevin Edo? I'm Ryan Scott, I work for, UH... Gamespy.
RYAN SCOTT: Is it, UH, true you'll be announcing a Jumpstart Malady-based Guitar Hero game, UH, today? KEVIN: Boz, will you... ? BOZ: Yes, sir.
SOUND: STAB RYAN SCOTT: AUGH! SOUND: scritch scritch
KEVIN: I mean... these guys have ZERO social skills... KEVIN: And I don't care for the SMELL, sir... KEVIN: W-what the hell....

Shitty dad

Aug 26, 2009

BOZ: Going to see the ex-wife, sir? KEVIN: Yeah. I wanna see my kid, Boz...
BOZ: I think... I think I'm a SHITTY DAD. I mean, JESUS, is there any kind of father worse than some rich, DRUNK, selfish MUSICIAN?
BOZ: Oh there IS, sir.
BOZ: My dad was a POOR, drunk, selfish musician.

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