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Shelf space at Best Buy

Sep 14, 2009

RITA: Hi, I'm looking for a copy of Guitar Hero: Jumpstart Malady.
BEST BUY GUY: WHAT? Is there ANOTHER Guitar Hero SKU out?!
RITA: Yeah... just came out today.
BEST BUY GUY: No! NO! No. MORE. I have NO room! I have TOO MUCH PLASTIC SHIT in here!! No!!
BEST BUY GUY: I got BALANCE boards! I got all KINDS of drums and guitars! I... NIGHT VISION GOGGLES! God damn WII FISHING POLES! I... I can't MOVE!
RITA: Can I... speak to your manager?
BEST BUY GUY: My MANAGER was crushed 2 weeks ago by DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION boxes!!

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