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Patriotic songs

Jan 23, 2009

JOHN: Maybe we should do something in the show tonight in honor of Obama. DAN: Do we have any patriotic songs?
JOHN: We haven't played "Good Old Fashioned American Fingerbang" in a while.
DAN: Yeah, but that song's more ROMANTIC than patriotic really. JOHN: Maybe.
DAN: Plus, Roni said she'd quit if we ever played it again. JOHN: Oh, she's always SAYIN' stuff though...

What would you vote for?

Jan 21, 2009

GREG: But if it WAS how it worked, what would you vote for? BRETT: It's NOT how it works, and it's a WASTE of time to think about, and you're an IDIOT.
BRETT: Fine. If Obama made us text in votes for a new national anthem, I'd pick Mary J. Blige's cover of "One". GREG: Good one! Mine is "Drops of Jupiter".
GREG: "The best soy latte that you ever had and meeeeeee!" PLAY BALL! BRETT: You're a gargantuan idiot.

Inauguration gig

Jan 19, 2009

KEVIN EDO: No, we WANT an inauguration gig! I just did that stupid Huckabee fundraiser to meet CHUCK NORRIS! ANTHONY THE AGENT: Jesus, OK! I'll make a call...
KEVIN EDO: Who cares who I "supported" anyway? We're big! Obama's big! He'd WANT us there tomorrow! I mean, right? PETER WELD: Yeah...
KEVIN EDO: Like I bet Lincoln wanted, like... who was big back then? PETER WELD: During Lincoln? I dunno... ANTHONY THE AGENT: No, fuck YOU, Rahm!
ANTHONY THE AGENT: OK, gig's on. PETER WELD: Elvis Costello? KEVIN EDO: No, he's NEVER been big... And I think he fought for the British, man.

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