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A topic in 3 comics.

iPhone line

Jul 14, 2008

PASSERBY: Line for iPhones? GREG: Line for NEXT YEAR'S iPhones?
PASSERBY: You're waiting in line a year for a new iPhone? GREG: The FIRST new iPhone.
A pause.
PASSERBY: You're an idiot. GREG: The FIRST idiot.

Buying an iPod Nano

Oct 11, 2005

GREG: I'd like an iPod Nano, please. APPLE STORE GUY: Mmm. Are you going to wear that shirt when you use it?
GREG: What? APPLE STORE GUY: iPods have a very specific style, sir, and Apple has to ensure that iPod owners mesh with that style.
GREG: Well, OK, sure, I could wear a different shirt. APPLE STORE GUY: Yes, and new jeans, too. Here's the address of a nearby Urban Outfitters.
GREG: All right. APPLE STORE GUY: This is a good start. Now... how attached are you to this, well, let's call it a "beard"....

Needing an iPod Nano

Oct 10, 2005

GREG: I need an iPod Nano, Brett. It's impossibly small. I NEED it. BRETT: Greg. No. You already have a regular iPod....
GREG: And I need the Apple lanyard headphones so my Nano can hang from my neck. I NEED that. BRETT: You have an iPod Shuffle, too. And an iPod Photo.
GREG: I'll need the more expensive 4GB Nano, of course. BRETT: And inexplicably, Greg, you have FIVE iPod Minis.
GREG: Because the 4GB's a better value, Brett. And I... I need value. BRETT: Steve Jobs thinks about people like you when he masturbates, Greg.

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