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Allofmp3.com

A topic in 4 comics.

totalabovemp3.com

Nov 4, 2005

GREG: OK, Brett, I found the music site for me: totalabovemp3.com. You can download anything you want. Anything.
GREG: There's links to donate to each artist, but if you don't want to... it's totally free. BRETT: And you don't feel guilty like with the other illegal sites?
GREG: Nope. Because next to every song, they list the annual salary of both the musician and the president of the record label.
GREG: The truth has set me free, David Geffen! BRETT: Neat, you can also donate to a fund that raises money to egg the offices of the RIAA....

yourfriendfred.com

Nov 3, 2005

GREG: I found a new download site: YourFriendFred.com ... This guy Fred sends you whatever mp3s you want. B-but it's legal! See if you run into Fred ever, you buy him a beer.
GREG: A-and Fred promises that a PORTION of that beer goes directly to the artist. S-so everyone wins, see? H-ha ha! R-right, Brett?
BRETT: Yeah, idiot, if the artist WANTS to be paid in beer, and if "Fred" HAPPENS to run into them in the next 20 minutes. GREG: It's POSSIBLE.
BRETT: Oh SURE! "Why, look who's here at Dempsey's! Kanye West! And the rotting corpse of Johnny Cash!" GREG: I mean, I ALWAYS see that Fiery Furnaces dude at the bodega....

manymanymp3.com

Nov 2, 2005

BRETT: Still getting your mp3s from that semi-legal allofmp3.com? GREG: No, now I found manymanymp3.com. You can get any music you want. You pay nothing.
BRETT: Sounds even shadier. Thought you were all concerned with artists getting their fair share. GREG: Well, you agree to pay later, Brett. If, you know, you like the music.
GREG: And if... if the band specifically asks you for the money.
GREG: It's... it's teaching musicians to be assertive, really! Th-that's what it's doing! BRETT: Ever heard the term "slippery slope", Greg?

allofmp3.com

Nov 1, 2005

GREG: I'm having an iTunes crisis of faith, Brett. I just found this Russian site, allofmp3.com. It's like $2/album.
BRETT: Hmm. Think it's legal? GREG: W-well, a portion of what I pay goes to the artist. So I'm not really doing anything wrong... right?
BRETT: Show me where you read that. GREG: Here on this blog. Next to that porn ad and the "Top 10 Warez Linkz" thing.
BRETT: Mmm. Well, I'll leave you to your rationalizing. GREG: Bottom line, i-it's not MY fault it's not shut down... right? RIGHT?!

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