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This song isn’t catching

Sep 21, 2009

JOEL: Was it a… a GOOD song, sir? BART: Oh God no… No, no, it's a dreadful little song.
BART: But it had such SYNERGY…
JOEL: Well… They can't all be the Black Eyed Peas, sir. BART: Would that they could, Joel… (sigh) Would that they could…

Contextual ads

Aug 11, 2009

BRETT: Aren't you turned off by the contextual ads he spews out? SMITA: No, I mean, look, he has to make money.
THE CLOUD: Make money online! BRETT: Ugh, I'm not a fan... THE CLOUD: Ceiling fan outlet! BRETT: See? It's CREEPY... THE CLOUD: Creepy Halloween masks?
BRETT: Please- THE CLOUD: PLEASE your woman! BRETT: No- THE CLOUD: NOMAR Garciaparra signed bobbleheads! BRETT: STOP!! THE CLOUD: STOP SIGNS! Hilarious novelty stop signs!
BRETT: AUGH!! Quit it, quit it, QUIT IT! THE CLOUD: Sarah Palin in 2012: Donate now!!

Jumpstart Malady leaves Chicago

Mar 31, 2006

AGENT: OK, first show went well... sold-out house, and gordon only quit ONCE, heh, right, guys?
AGENT: Oh, we're all set up in Cleveland. We're at the Four Seasons. And I confirmed Letterman in April... Guys? Why are we not talking?
AGENT: Jesus, is this still about this morning? There was nothing I could do! PETER WELD: Bull... SHIT.
AGENT: They stop serving breakfast at 10:30! It's just the rule! PETER WELD: You find me a McGriddle, Anth, or I fund us a new manager! GORDON CRANWICK: I... I quit. KEVIN EDO: Shut up, Gordon.

Writing a classified ad

Aug 23, 2005

DAN: $25 gets us a ten-word classified ad. So let's see... "Bassist Wanted... for... rock band..."
JOHN: More like "Bassist wanted for harmony-heavt, post-garage, low-to-mid-fi, pre-post-punk, alt-countrified, funk-based, psychadeliphonic, teenage-victory-rock...."
JOHN: "...band." DAN: OK, so that's... well, we have to a few words, John.
JOHN: Then I dunno, cut "band" or that beginning part. The rest is pretty essential. DAN: Oh wait... shoot, it says, "Limit: five hyphenated genres."

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