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A topic in 3 comics.

Still holding on

Feb 1, 2005

CARLOS: Man. I really... I don't like this band anymore.
CARLOS: The music is derivative, the lyrics are trite, the singer puts zero emotion into anything. It's... it's just... pathetic.
STEPHEN: Well... why do you still listen to them? CARLOS: (sigh) I dunno....
CARLOS: Sometimes I just think it's because their website has a really nice message board. STEPHEN: Yeah... yeah, that off-topic forum is solid....

The honest DJ

Jan 18, 2005

BARRY: We're coming into the top of the hour here at WHNT. And up next, we have the same 20 songs we played this morning....
BARRY: And which were played at the other 100 stations that are owned by the same conglomerate that owns us....
BARRY: In fact, you could burn a CD of these 20 songs and play it on "shuffle", and you'd accurately reflect our programming.
BARRY: But then you're miss me.... I'm Barry, the Honest DJ, back after this.... STEPHEN: Give 'em hell, Barry....

Only way to buy tickets

Dec 28, 2004

CARLOS: Can't... can't we buy tickets on the band's site? Or... or through the venue? STEPHEN: No. Look, I'm sorry, OK? This is the only way.
CARLOS: I just... I hate using them. I hate it. STEPHEN: I know, I know, but we have no choice... just click "submit".
SOUND EFFECT: KRAKOW! TICKETMASTER DEMON: Who dares summon the great and powerful Ticketmaster!
CARLOS: We... (sigh) we want White Stripes tickets. TMDEMON: Then you will pay, mortal!!! First, a $6 service fee for every letter in your middle name!!!

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