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Dan and sheet music

Apr 10, 2009

DAN: That's amazing, you played that solo IDENTICALLY to the last time you played it.
RONI: Oh, well, yeah. I have the notes all written out.
DAN: Hmm, this is interesting...
RONI: Oh, Dan, I didn't think you could read music.
DAN: Oh, I can't, no...
DAN: But if you blur your eyes this looks like a little guy with a handlebar mustache.

Eight measures

Jan 9, 2009

CHRISTINA: And... there. THAT'S 8 measures.
DAN: Oh wow, no, then I meant NOTES, not measures. "My solo will be 8 NOTES long" is what I meant to say.
CHRISTINA: OK, well... anyway.
CHRISTINA: That's why we were all staring at you on stage.

A unified sound

Aug 2, 2005

TRUDY: Hey, you played great up there. Did you write all the guitar solos.
DAN: Oh, heh, thanks, no, I used to. But not anymore.
DAN: John said it would be a more unified sound if he wrote all the parts. He also said my solos "lack urgency."
TRUDY: Jesus... sounds like a real pretentious dick.
JOHN: Who sounds like a pretentious dick?
DAN: You do, man.
JOHN: Yeah, well, so did Lennon. You wanna give a hand with these amps?
DAN: Hey, I gotta go....

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