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Grizzly Bear

A topic in 3 comics.

Trying to relate

Sep 18, 2009

KEVIN: Look, Ted, I KNOW I'm a piece of SHIT, OK? And I KNOW you think my band is... pop TRASH. But I made this game because...
KEVIN: I was just trying to do something to RELATE to you.
TED: You never... you never TALKED like that to me before, dad.
TED: It's really... TOUCHING.
KEVIN: (sniff) Well, THANKS...
TED: It reminds me of a GRIZZLY BEAR song I like...
KEVIN: AUGH! Ted! FUCK GRIZZLY BEAR! They're just RADIOHEAD with a copy of the NEW YORKER shoved up their ass!

Meeting Alex Rigopulos

Sep 2, 2009

TONY: OK, Kevin Edo, this is ALEX RIGOPULOS, CEO of Harmonix. They make ROCK BAND.
KEVIN: Hi Alex, I wanna get our music in your game, man.
ALEX RIGOPULOS: Um... Yeah, sorry. Your sound just isn't what our game is about.
KEVIN: ExCUSE me?! Do you know who I AM?!
ALEX RIGOPULOS: Yeah. I DO. You're like a more boring CHRIS MARTIN. And our game skews indie. So SCREW you.
KEVIN: Wh- Screw YOU!!
ALEX RIGOPULOS: And Anthony, you TOLD me this was a meeting with the guy from GRIZZLY BEAR!
KEVIN: GAH! What is it with everyone and GRIZZLY BEAR!!

Part of his life

Aug 25, 2009

KEVIN: Look, I want to come see my son.
DEB: (SIGH) You're not legally obligated to, Kevin.
KEVIN: But I want to be a part of his life... Maybe he could come on tour with me.
DEB: I dunno, Kevin. He doesn't even LISTEN to you guys.
KEVIN: Doesn't he get the CDs I send over?
DEB: Look, it's just not his THING, Kevin. He's more into... GRIZZLY BEAR.
KEVIN: GRIZZLY BEAR?!?! How are you raising my SON?!!
DEB: MY way, Kevin!! And MY way involves EXPERIMENTAL FOLK!!

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