We’re artists

BOY BAND DUDE: We're ARTISTS! BART: You're a boy band. BOY BAND DUDE: We WON'T make ringtones!
BART: You're under contract. BOY BAND DUDE: To make MUSIC! BART: Ringtones ARE music.
BOY BAND DUDE: We have IDEALS! BART: You have sex tapes. BOY BAND DUDE: Sex tapes... launch CAREERS!
BART: Not sex tapes with old, hairy Cincinnati pretzel vendors. BOY BAND DUDE: We're... ARTISTS...