We Don’t Do Bringer Shows

JOHN: Just saw your guys' set. Wanna be in our band contest next week? ATRIUM SISTER GUY #1: Sorry, man. We don't do bringer shows.
JOHN: Ooo! "No bringers"! I'm so impressed! Think you're better than us? ATRIUM SISTER GUY #1: You're in a band? ATRIUM SISTER GUY #2: Yeah, he's in the, uh... the "Ambulance men".
ATRIUM SISTER GUY #2: We saw 'em last months at Parkside, remember? They had that Jeefro kid, kept tripping on the mic stand. ATRIUM SISTER GUY #1: Oh yeah!
ATRIUM SISTER GUY #1: Yeah, man, we definitely think we're better than you. ATRIUM SISTER GUY #2: This dude's the singer. We, heh, we called him "Francis Scott Off-key"...