We are not a beard band.

DAN: I'm not growing a beard. I just didn't shave this weekend. JOHN: Well, good. Because we're not really a beard band.
JOHN: The Sadies, Widespread Panic, that dude in Built to Spill, those guys can rock out beards. We can't.
DAN: What about Coldplay? They have beards sometimes. JOHN: Well, they shouldn't. Guys in Coldplay should be rockin'... sideburns... or maybe some well-trimmed muttonchops. Maybe.
DAN: What about my Jew 'fro. JOHN: Your Jew 'fro rules. Gives us that Mars Volta vibe.