This isn’t a CD

JAMES: This isn't a CD. It's a bunch of construction paper and GLITTER. JOHN: Uh, NO, it's a SCRAPBOOK and it's work of ART.
JAMES: We didn't order a SCRAPBOOK. We paid you to reproduce our CD. JOHN: Oh, no, I destroyed your CD.
JAMES: That was our MASTER! JOHN: It was GARBAGE. THIS captures the essence of your band.
JAMES: THIS is our album cover surrounded by pictures of a baby in a LOBSTER costume! JOHN: It's... SO much more... Did you even READ the puffy paint?