The Paul Reed Smith 513 Rosewood

RONI: Hey hey HEY! What're you doing with THAT guitar? GUITARPLANET CLERK: JUST using this 513 Rosewood to see if the amp's working...
RONI: Look, don't try and upsell us to THAT guitar! GUITARPLANET CLERK: Look, I'll just hit ONE chord. I'm NOT trying to upsell you on this guitar. I swear.
SOUND: perfect E chord
GUITARPLANET CLERK: THIS guitar upsells you all by itself... RONI: We... don't want... THAT guitar...