The day job is taking over your life

JOHN: You're skipping band practice? I'm starting to think this "day job" is becoming a career, Dan! DAN: John, I work at Kinko's. It's not a career, dude....
JOHN: You just have fun in this life you've chosen, Dan. Enjoy your "job"! And your "comfort"! Your "picket fences" and "minivans"! DAN: It's one practice, John!
DAN: Whatever, man, look, you still want me to pass along your resume? JOHN: Yes I do!
JOHN: And maybe make a few copies on that cool marbled paper, too.... DAN: You officially now owe my, like, a billion dollars, by the way....