The Cloud’s favorite band

BRETT: Does your "cloud boyfriend" like music?
THE CLOUD: 65.3% of males matching Smita's most desired demographic list "Moby Grape" as a favorite band.
THE CLOUD: So Moby Grape is MY favorite band.
BRETT: Ugh... Can't you see how PHONY that is?
BRETT: He just morphs to whatever you want!
SMITA: Yes. He is... a SYCOPHANT.
SMITA: But he's very transparent about the process...
THE CLOUD: My ass-kissing is completely open source.