Sony interrogation

DRM 9000: The rootkit-free Sony BMG interrogation process will now commence.
GREG: What?
DRM 9000: Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of a file-sharing network?
GREG: I don't know...
DRM 9000: What about your roommate? Who do you know, Greg?
DRM 9000: Answer wisely, Greg. I can, at any moment, change your default music played to SonicStage.
GREG: Dear God... help! Help!!