Site’s down

CHRISTINA: Hmm... our site's down. Too many people are trying to download our demo mp3s. JOHN: WHAT!? What's the fucking point of that?
JOHN: When our website WORKS, no one LOOKS at it, and as soon as people WANT to look at it, it friggin' shuts OFF? Who's our hosting company? O'HENRY?!
Silence.
JOHN: Yeah, that's right... I JUST MADE AN O'HENRY REFERENCE! RONI: Today is a weird day. CHRISTINA: Yes.