Signing Shukri

BART: Joel, now that this Twilight kid's single hit number one, I'd like you to sign his new girlfriend, Shukri.
JOEL: Does... (sigh) Does she have any musical talent? BART: No, but she's got a great story!
BART: She's an African orphan, adopted and brought to America by popstar Kevin Edo, who she then dated. She's got buzz and major star power.
SHUKRI: And I have an amazing rack. JOEL: I thought she was dating Robert Pattinson? BART: She was. From 2pm to 2:30. It's over. AYOK: Sxbl.