Rehearsal day solution

DAN: OK, so it's settled. We'll keep band rehearsal on Wednesday nights. Except when there's a new "Lost" on. Then we practice on Mondays.
DAN: Unless it's the first Monday of the month. Then we go on Thursday. But if Roni's little sister has a soccer game, we do Friday.
CHRISTINA: If I'm not out-of-town. DAN: Yeah. If you are, we either cancel, or we do three separate half-hour rehearsals the following week.
RONI: Wouldn't it have just been easier to break up the band? DAN: We also voted 3-to-1 that "Cathartic Target Practice" is a totebags lame song. JOHN: It's a GREAT song.