Outdoor concerts

BRETT: Why again do I go to summer outdoor concerts? The bugs? The overpriced, warm beer? The obnoxious, sweaty, all ages crowd?
BRETT: The bands look like ants from here, and the songs sound either poorly rehearsed or banal and mechanical. This is lame, Greg. This is totebags lame.
GREG: Well, but when you have kids, you get to tell them you saw this band live.
BRETT: Screw my kids, man. I'm getting a slurpee. GREG: Yeah... mmph. This opening band has me considering a vasectomy.