Only way to buy tickets

CARLOS: Can't... can't we buy tickets on the band's site? Or... or through the venue? STEPHEN: No. Look, I'm sorry, OK? This is the only way.
CARLOS: I just... I hate using them. I hate it. STEPHEN: I know, I know, but we have no choice... just click "submit".
SOUND EFFECT: KRAKOW! TICKETMASTER DEMON: Who dares summon the great and powerful Ticketmaster!
CARLOS: We... (sigh) we want White Stripes tickets. TMDEMON: Then you will pay, mortal!!! First, a $6 service fee for every letter in your middle name!!!