No show for Gordo

GORDON CRANWICK: There's no one fucking HERE, Colin! COLIN THE WHITE GUY WITH DREADS: We don't get big crowds. I TOLD you that.
GORDON CRANWICK: But Gordon Cranwick of Jumpstart Malady is doing a surprise impromptu acoustic SOLO SET!! TONY KING THE AGENT: Gordon, you said NOT to advertise it.
GORDON CRANWICK: I figured you wouldn't be able to contain yourself! TONY KING THE AGENT: Yes, well... sadly I successfully contained myself.
GORDON CRANWICK: I've been practicing for this impromptu set for weeks! COLIN THE WHITE GUY WITH DREADS: Look, we gotta get started. They do a Guitar Hero tournament in here at 9...