MySpace age

DAN: Some cute girl sent us a MySpace message. Can I add her as a friend? JOHN: Not so fast... What'd she put as her age?
DAN: Well... I mean, it says 99. But-- JOHN: No, no, no. No way. No.
DAN: Come on! Heh, you know, like, she's probably, like, 23, right? But, heh, she puts 99, and like... like....
DAN: (sigh) Yeah, I guess it's not funny. JOHN: Standards, Dan. Fake 99-year-olds don't get adds.